Push him out of the bed and tell him to get the hell out

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You scream at him and push him out of the bed. You hear him hit his head on your wood floor, but he doesn't get up. Must be out cold.

You shower, get dressed, have breakfast. When he still hasn't shown his face, you go back to your room.

He's right where you left him. Seems he cracked his skull when he hit the floor. His body is cold and his body is cool. He's quite dead.

What do you do?

• Leave your life behind and head to a non-extradition country.
• Sigh, mutter "Not again," get one of your spellbooks from your bedside bookshelf, and bring him back to life.
• Throw him out your window into the dumpster directly below. No one will ever be the wiser.
• Immediately drop to the floor and begin lapping up his blood in orgasmic excstasy.

Or just...

• Head to the pub
• Walk the streets
• Go to the beach
• Start knocking on doors in your apartment building
• Troll the internet and look for something kinky locally