Lie in your own vomit a while longer

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*[[Accept your fate and try to like it]]
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*[[Drown yourself in the toilet full of vomit to (hopefully) avoid losing your bumginity]]
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*[[Click your heels together and wish for home]]

Revision as of 13:42, 28 July 2006

When you wake up you notice the lights are unnaturally dim and dingy, craning your neck you see a tall well built man wearing a long black coat towering over your limp body, cracking his knuckles. As you hug the toilet for comfort and security you have a horrible feeling that either your face, your arse or both is about to get pummeled.

Do you....

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