Lie in your own vomit a while longer
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*[[Drown yourself in the toilet full of vomit to (hopefully) avoid losing your bumginity]] | *[[Drown yourself in the toilet full of vomit to (hopefully) avoid losing your bumginity]] | ||
*[[Click your heels together and wish for home]] | *[[Click your heels together and wish for home]] | ||
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[[Category: Legend of the Trailer Park]] | [[Category: Legend of the Trailer Park]] | ||
Current revision as of 04:02, 31 March 2007
When you wake up the next time, you notice the lights are unnaturally dim and dingy. Craning your neck you see a tall, well-built man wearing a long black coat towering over your limp body, cracking his knuckles. As you hug the toilet for comfort and security you have a horrible feeling that either your face, your arse or both is about to get pummeled.
Do you:
- Accept your fate and try to like it
- Drown yourself in the toilet full of vomit to (hopefully) avoid losing your bumginity
- Click your heels together and wish for home
| Status | ||
| Health | 50 | You have:
No pants |
| MP | 0 | |
| Level | 1 | |
