Push him out of the bed and tell him to get the hell out

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Current revision as of 17:52, 21 February 2012

You scream at him and push him out of the bed.

Do you push him head first or feet first?

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-You scream at him and push him out of the bed.  You hear him hit his head on your wood floor, but he doesn't get up.  Must be out cold.
+You scream at him and push him out of the bed.
-You shower, get dressed, have breakfast.  When he still hasn't shown his face, you go back to your room.
+Do you push him head first or feet first?
+*[[Head first]]
-He's right where you left him.  Seems he cracked his skull when he hit the floor.  His body is cold and he has no pulse.  He's quite dead.
+*[[Feet first]]
+*[[Cock first]]
-Do you:
+{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[Your Apartment]]''|Health=Horny and Hormonal|MP=0|Level=1}}
-*[[Leave your life behind and head to a non-extradition country.]]
-*[[Sigh, mutter "Not again," get one of your spellbooks from your bedside bookshelf, and bring him back to life.]]
-*[[Throw him out your window into the dumpster directly below.  No one will ever be the wiser.]]
-*[[Immediately drop to the floor and begin lapping up his blood in orgasmic excstasy.]]
-{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[Your Apartment]]''|Health=Bothered|MP=0|Level=1}}
 [[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]