Y4H: The Second State's Witness
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He's a thin little guy, hair's kinda shaggy, nose pretty big. Unassuming but confident. And he's got his reasons - you've seen him naked - he's packing a good ten inches down there, though you don't think it'll come out in court. | He's a thin little guy, hair's kinda shaggy, nose pretty big. Unassuming but confident. And he's got his reasons - you've seen him naked - he's packing a good ten inches down there, though you don't think it'll come out in court. | ||
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| + | '''DA:''' So, how long you lived in town? | ||
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| + | '''Beane:''' All my life. | ||
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| + | '''DA:''' And how'd you meet your wife? | ||
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| + | '''Beane:''' Funny thing that. I used to have some land here, and it was gettin' that time of year, so I called the agency for some workers, 'cos the onions needed to be chopped and I needed my fruit picked, and the melon patch was full of weeds that needed to be hoed. So I said, send me some onion choppers and some fruit pickers and some hoers. They sent over Jose and Pepe and the usual gang, but also these two cute girls. And one of 'em was named Cozy and she couldn't pick fruit worth a damn, but Ovia was another story, and she invited herself over for dinner, and you know, we just hit it off! | ||
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| + | '''DA:''' So how long's she been here? | ||
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| + | '''Beane:''' Just a year now. | ||
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| + | Okay, got it, they're the hometown faves and you're the interloper. How about some damn evidence? | ||
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Revision as of 06:35, 6 June 2011
He's a thin little guy, hair's kinda shaggy, nose pretty big. Unassuming but confident. And he's got his reasons - you've seen him naked - he's packing a good ten inches down there, though you don't think it'll come out in court.
DA: So, how long you lived in town?
Beane: All my life.
DA: And how'd you meet your wife?
Beane: Funny thing that. I used to have some land here, and it was gettin' that time of year, so I called the agency for some workers, 'cos the onions needed to be chopped and I needed my fruit picked, and the melon patch was full of weeds that needed to be hoed. So I said, send me some onion choppers and some fruit pickers and some hoers. They sent over Jose and Pepe and the usual gang, but also these two cute girls. And one of 'em was named Cozy and she couldn't pick fruit worth a damn, but Ovia was another story, and she invited herself over for dinner, and you know, we just hit it off!
DA: So how long's she been here?
Beane: Just a year now.
Okay, got it, they're the hometown faves and you're the interloper. How about some damn evidence?
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