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You dress, finding it difficult to stuff your painful boner into your Jedi tunic. Grumbling with frustration you leave your quarters and make your way directly to the Jedi Council chambers at the top of the main spire of the temple. You brush past Jedi after Jedi, many noticing and staring openly at the dramatic tent in your tan robes. You don't even bother to hide it, not really caring if they do see your impressive penis; hell they're the ones looking. You open the Council doors, thinking whoever the first Jedi you see inside is who you're going to fuck. Stepping in you see...

*[[Jedi Master Yoda, little green motherfucker and your boss.]]
*[[Jedi Master Ki-Adi Mundi, freaky-foreheaded motherfucker.]]
*[[By the motherfucking Force! The whole Jedi council is here! Guess you better get to work...]]

[[Category:Star Wars: The Complete Erotic Saga]]