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Eric is a bit of a jerk. Last time you were alone with him he emptied his entire beer bottle on your head and made you fetch him another one. But you were much older now and hope that he would treat you with some respect. Eric is 19, the same age as your sister. Just then the doorbell rings and you answer it to find Eric grinning at you.

"Hey kiddo!" He says ruffling your hair. You hate it when he calls you kiddo and he knows that. He just does it to annoy you.

You both sit on the couch and start to watch tv. Bad idea since there was nothing good on. After a couple of minutes of boredom Eric says "Hey kid, fetch me a beer will you?"

You reply:
*[[I'm not a kid!!!]]
*[[go get it yourself, asshole]]
*[[Fine...]]

[[Category: For Fuck's Sake]]