Call Brenda

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"Hello, Brenda," you say into the phone. "Wanna drop by my place and fuck?"

"What a smooth line," Brenda says. "Just 'cause I got huge tits doesn't mean all I wanna do is fuck."

"Sorry," you say.

"No, you're not," Brenda says. "Anyways, I would come over and fuck, but I'm really busy. I'm on the trail of a nuclear-powered vibrator called the Maltese Dildo."

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