H: Head to the Tomb
From Create Your Own Story
The tomb is a few days journey, so you rest in a seemingly empty area. You doze off, only to later be awakened by a thief, attempting to steal from your food supply.
You jump up and yell, "Leave my base before I make your soul leave the Earth!"
The thief runs away, as expected, and doesn't return. When I wake up in the morning, I discover I'm missing some supplies. "Idiot thieves."