Go in the chimney head first

From Create Your Own Story

Seriously. You chose to go down the chimney head first?! Wow, you're stupid. Anyway- You decide to go down the chimney head first. So, you dive down the chimney. But, you find yourself unable to stop falling. So, you tumble down the chimney, fall into a pile of logs, and break your neck. Opps! Looks like you're DEAD. (Honestly, I'm surprised how stupid someone can be.)