High School Redux

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*[[High School Redux/_Intro2|Just how much does your life suck?]]
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*[[High School Redux/_0001|Fast forward to another endless evening trolling Omegle for tits...]]
*[[High School Redux/_0001|Fast forward to another endless evening trolling Omegle for tits...]]
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[[Category: High School Redux]]
[[Category: High School Redux]]

Current revision as of 22:35, 26 April 2012

You live a veritable shit stain of an existence.

Once a promising young man of endless possibilities, your life as descended to that of a ne'er-do-well 32-year-old blob of nothingness who lives jobless, alone and depressed with your 67-year-old mother.

All of your older brothers and sisters have great lives and families while you've accomplished next to nothing.

You have nothing to attribute your dreary existence - no sicknesses, maybe a bit of normal instability and social anxiety - but that's it. You wish something - ANYTHING - would happen to give you renewed vigor.

Sheesh, your life is shitty...


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