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You go out to the pigsty, a bucket filled to the brim with various pig-directed foodstuffs. To this day, you will never know what exactly is in the bucket.

You are glad of this.

The pigs squeal in delight as you tip the bucket's contents into their trough, and they immediately begin squabbling for a good spot in the feeding frenzy.

You are irresistibly reminded of piranhas, and shake your head to rid your mind of a particularly troubling scene involving a mad scientist, a tank of hungry piranhas, a large and violent thunderstorm and one very unlucky pig.

''Two chores left,'' you think to yourself.

Do you:
*[[Collect the chickens' eggs.| Collect the chickens' eggs.]]
*[[Milk the cows.| Milk the cows.]]

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