Screw the rent and keep watching the movie
From Create Your Own Story
You sit back on your bed and hit play. You start to warm up as the two romantic lovers undress each other. Your hand falls down to your crotch. As the man's penis comes into view, you spill a glob of peanut butter onto your shirt.
"Shit," you say, pausing it. You pull the shirt off and throw it into the laundry. Feeling sexy from the movie, you don't bother to put anything else on, and so you sit down naked. You resume the movie, holding your vagina as the two bodies love each other on the screen. The man finally pulls himself out of her and you pause it to stare at his dwindling erection. You feel all moist all over. Suddenly, someone knocks at the door. You stand up and walk over to the peephole.
You see?
