Something else comes to mind(Leon SLBC)
From Create Your Own Story
You fight off an overwhelming urge to barge on in and fuck his ass, instead you go back out into the store and buy some lubricant, lingerie, and a wig, he may not be a girl but when you fuck his ass he's going to look like one. You head on out to your SUV and sit and wait, it's not long before he comes out, he looks a little dishevelled and upset, he can't have enjoyed it as much as he thought he would.
Do you?