Piggy's Day/Have to leave
From Create Your Own Story
Satan snaps his fingers.
Satan: "YES."
You fly off back into your living room. As one last request you yell back into the hole:
Piggy: "Wait! I still need to ask: what should I do today?"
Satan: "How the helt should I know!? Why not take a zombie survival course?"
You check the paper, and in deed, see an ad for a zombie survival course nearby. The fact that Satan themself recommended it to you, doesn't seem to bother you.
Piggy: "Well I'll be. I think I'll join that."
The ad says: "Admission on-sight, 99 Ibaraki rd." You go and try to find the place. You get to the address, but find nothing. You ask a pedestrian for directions.
Piggy: "Excuse me, ma'am. Where can I find the admission to a zombie-survival course?"
The woman turns around, and whatya know, it's a zombie!
Zombie: "Here...."
You: