Let's Burn Down a Castle- hangon1

From Create Your Own Story

"It sounds like we're in Poland," you think, "and Poles can't afford counts. They got stuck with Szlachta. And there's no castles in foothills southeast of Danzig! This is historically incorrect!"

Well, you just broke the universe.

Do you:

Status
Health Healthy Equipment:

Pants, spikey boots

Property Damage Inflicted A whole fucking shitload
Blood 12 pints
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