Stroke the cactus with your butt
From Create Your Own Story
Triple yeowtch!
You're a slow learner, aren't you?
You've got a handful of cactus needles, two feet filled with cactus needles, and both butt cheeks full of needles! That really, really hurts!
Do you:
- Stroke the cactus with your crotch
- Pluck needles out of your butt
- Pray to Eris to kiss your butt and make it better
| Status | ||
| Health | ow ow ow | Equipment:
Needles |
| MP | yeow ouch ooh! | |
| Level | Prickle | |
