Take Alice's book

From Create Your Own Story

You snatch the book out of Alice's hands. It's a school history text; it's quite thick and the print is quite small. It's boring to look at and you imagine it must be excruciating to try reading it.

"Excuse me," Alice says sternly. "I was studying that."

Do you:

• Offer to give Alice back her book in exchange for something else
• Tell Alice she should study your penis
• Bonk Alice with the book