Kill them!
From Create Your Own Story
You use your mind to turn all their thoughts into pure darkness, confusing them, and shocking them to death. Meanwhile you grab a small stick from your pocket, knowing it wasn't there a minute ago, and aim it at one of their heads. Suddenly a beam of light shoots out, turning them into dust. The other 2 try to get away, but fail due to shockness. You do the same thing to the other 2.
And that's that.
Now what, you evil devil?
practice some more with the machete (DON'T PICK THIS OPTION!)