Walk right on past the scarecrow

From Create Your Own Story

You keep on walking. Sometime later, you come across a metal statue of a man holding an axe. You might have a need for a weapon like that... but you also find your eyes drawn to the metal man's metal erection.

The statue males a strange squeaking noise.

Do you:

• Try to remove the statue's axe
• Examine the metal erection
• Listen closely to the statue's squeaking