Pour your peanuts down your pants
From Create Your Own Story
You open your packet of peanuts and pour them down your pants.
The red head looks over at you. "What.. are you doing?" She asks, confused.
Your lower lip begins to quiver, "I don’t really know!" You cry in an emotional fit. You don’t know why but you're overwhelmed with the desire to cry.
"There, there," The stewardess says as she tries to comfort you. She embraces you, and presses her warm body against yours. You can feel the soft cushioning of her breasts. She pulls your head against her chest. "Feel better?" She asks you.
Not surprisingly you do. "Yes, I do." You say. It's an amazing stroke of luck, but it seems you're on the right track to getting some.
"Now, where's your caregiver?" She asks.
...or perhaps not...
Do you: