Stay dead because you're screwed now anyway.
From Create Your Own Story
Sorry.
You're not dead.
You open your eyes. Still darkness.
You close them again.
Everything hurts.
Owee ow ow.
You really had a number done on you.
More like numbers.
Where are you?
You open your eyes.
Slowly your vision adjusts.
Jug.
He's glaring over you.
"You're a real punk Arch!
A real pussy cat!
A tom cat would man up and face the music.
No, you had to run.
And even better, knock down my MOM in the process.
You know what? It's funny.
While you were knocked out. I went over what I would say when you woke up.
And you know what? Screw what I was gonna say. I've said enough.
He snaps his fist back.
Zooming in.
"WAIT!"
"No."
BAM!
THe hit shatters your face.
AHH!
THE PAIN!
She broke your face.
You start crying.
Who even cares anymore.
You deserve it.
You're a queer and a baby!
"Oh come on now! Stop that nonsense! I'll hit you again!"
He snaps his fist back.
"Wair!", you blubber.
"Huh?"
"WAIT!"
"I can't hear you baby!"
You're sick of this.
All of it.
"WAIT DAMN IT! WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! DO YOU HEAR ME NOW?!", you yell.
"Wow.
You're mad huh?
It's funny Arch.
Real funny.
Wait.
Wait you tell me.
Wait.
I've been waiting all my damn life it seems.
Waiting and waiting.
When I was little, all I thought about was Archie, Archie, Archie.
Mom said we might as well have been twin brothers, she couldn't separate us.
Wait...
Everytime I was afraid to do something, you were the one pushing me. Backing me up!
Even you, the great, bumbling fearless Archie need support time to time.
You'd always have my back and knew when I felt dumb or like crap.
Wait...
My best freaking friend.
Wait...
His voice starts to crack.
Wait Arch?
I've waited and waited and waited.
Waited for me to change.
Waited for it go away.
Waited for a girl to come along.
That would give me the weird feeling I get when I think "Archie".
WAIT ARCH!
I've waited SO DAMN LONG for you to give EVEN A HINT that you felt the weird thing I felt.
Nothing.
Nada.
Zippo.
Zilch.
And out of the blue, I wake up to what?
You kissing me, and what do you do?
You run away."
What should you say?
"I'm sorry Jug."
"No, I'm sorry Arch.
You always were a little boy.
Afraid to commit to Betty because she couldn't POSSIBLY love you the way she does, even though she's shown it TIME and TIME and TIME again!
Couldn't tell Veronica besides her good looks, there isn't much about her that makes you feel comfortable.
Couldn't even face the music and admit that you kissed me.
You didn't even try to say anything.
You just jetted."
Wow.
You really screwed up.
"Ewww. I always knew you two were fags!"
You both look up to see Reggie.
"Wooooooooooooow. Who would've thought? Juggie and Archie sittin in a tree...Juggie wants Archie to confess to kissy...Awww...did Archiekins ruin your perfect moment Juggy-boy?"
