Jade Rogue-Murder your cell phone.
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From the flared leg of your otherwise skin tight jeans you produce a trusty automatic pistol complete with silencer and extended round clip. You flip the safety off and unload the full clip into cell phone, turning it to atoms.
It is time to head to work, but this type of wanton violence makes you horny.
Do you:
Jade Rogue-Slip of your jeans, get back into bed, and satisfy your urges
