Jade Rogue--Answer your phone naked.
From Create Your Own Story
So what if you're in the nude, it's your house, right?
As you stretch out of your damp bed (must've had some awesome dreams) and pick up your phone, you remember your window curtains are opened, and your hot neighbor, a young man with sandy hair and green eyes staresback at you, cradling his phone to his ear. You can't tell if he's naked, too, because he's covered up too well, but, you close the curtains anyway. You don't know this man.
"Hello?" you say into the phone. "Why'd you close your curtains?" it is your hunky neighbor. You could practically hear te smirk in his voice.
What do you say?
Nothing. My life is none of this man's business. Hang up.
"I'm married, douchebag. So, forget everything you've seen, and get the fuck outta my life!"
