Run away from the gummy grizzlies

From Create Your Own Story

You run as fast as you can and you escape from the gummy grizzlies. You keep running until you step on a gumball. Your foot flies out from under you and you fall down on your back in a candied rose bush. Candied thorns dig into your skin.

Do you:

• Eat the candied roses
• Extricate yourself from the candied thorns
• WTF is a candied rose bush?
• Wait a fucking minute! The Grizzlies can still see me!