Splash out into a nearby fish tank

From Create Your Own Story

You slosh against the sides of the pot, gaining hieght with each movement, and finaly spalsh into a nearby fish tank. The fishes notice you, and the largest tuna slurps you up. You are absorbed into the fish's body. Now you are the fish. You swim in slow circles; you are bored.

Later, a cook scoops you up in a net and dumps you onto a cutting bored to scale you. He smacks you with a bored to kill you, so you lie still and hope he will throw you away, but instead he scrapes your scales off. It is extremely painful, but you manage to survive. Now the cook throws you in a pan and sears you with a squirt of lemon juice. You hang on for a little while, but the heat kills you in almost no time at all. You are served up with a sprig of parsly.

Don't worry, you were delicious.

THE END