Read the fortune cookie
From Create Your Own Story
You decide to relax and read your fortune after dinner. You open it to see a thin piece of paper with very small black print on it...you try to read it and are about to give up...when the fortune begins to read itself outloud to you. "You will soon discover something you are scared of actually needs your help...."
You sit back trying to think about this. All of a sudden This cat jumps out from nowhere, onto your lap, then bounces onto the floor and stares at you. Its green eyes growing bigger and bigger as it stares...
Faint from all thats happened. this is to much to handle
Call your shrink and beg him to come over. That you think this...thing is real!