New Uniforms due to deep budget cuts.
From Create Your Own Story
After running a Naked lap around the ship you find yourself horny as a Keth hound in heat and surrounded by equally aroused crewmen. You Stand on the table for what feels ages thinking of an excuse to explain this brazen act of debauchery until you finally come up with something. You try your best to regain your composure by placing both hands in front of neatly trimmed brunette pubic hair to hide how dripping wet your pussy is. You clear your throat to make an announcement, force a nervous smile and stutter out your excuse. "Wwell gentlemen you must be wondering a about my current attire o or lack of one heh heh..." A few other soldiers join in the laughter. You pause a moment to take a deep breath and plan out your words with a renewed sense of confidence.
"Well fighting a war against a superior foe like the empire with almost limitless resources and man power. In our current finances is very difficult, so we must cut costs wherever we can while still presenting ourselves with some type of uniformity. So command has decide to make this.
You move your right hand to slap your ass check and placing your left hand on your hip to show off your neatly trimmed pubes.
"The New Uniform of the Rebel Fleet!" Any Questions?!
A hush falls upon the dumbfounded crowed until you decide to break the silence." Do they believe Your absurd excuse?
