New Uniforms due to deep budget cuts.
From Create Your Own Story
After running a Naked lap around the ship you find yourself horny as a Keth hound in heat and surrounded by equally aroused crewmen. You Stand on the table for what feels ages thinking of an excuse to explain this brazen act of debauchery until you think of something. You try your best to regain your composure by placing both hands in front of neatly trimmed brunette pubic hair to hide how dripping wet your pussy is. You clear your throat to make an announcement, force a nervous smile and stutter out your excuse. "Wwell gentlemen you must be wondering a about my current attire o or lack of one heh heh..." A few other soldiers join in the laughter. You pause a moment to take a deep breath and plan out your words "Well fighting a war in our current finances is very difficult, so we must cut costs wherever we can while still presenting ourselves with some type of uniformity. So command has decide to make this.
You move your right hand to slap your ass check with a renewed sense of confidence."The New Uniform of the Rebel Fleet!" A hush falls upon the dumbfounded crowed until you decide to break the silence." Now obviously we will not have our ground forces going naked into firefights with the empire this is only for the space forces any Questions. Do they believe Your absurd excuse?
