UDX: BE148: Help Josh start the fireplace

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Chris: Josh, can I help you in any way with this fireplace?

Josh: I know just the way you can help me.

Josh seems to have the most evil smile you've ever seen.

Josh: We're out of matches here, so the only matchbox on the mountain is at the guest cabin.

Chris: The guest cabin?

Josh: When we used to come up here all the time my parents would go to the guest cabin to fuck the shit out of eachother.

Chris: Oh.

Josh: Yeah, they have a kama sutra and everything.

Chris: Cool.

Josh: You should go to the guest cabin and get matches for me. So I can light the fire.

Chris: Isn't it like really far away? I can't go there by myself. You of all peo-

Josh: Take Ashley with you then. Go to the cabin, fuck her brains out, and then bring me back the matchbox, capisce?


UDX: BE148: Capisce

UDX: BE148: Get your own damn matches

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