Admit that you're in the wrong restroom

From Create Your Own Story

"Sorry," you apologize, scrambling for an excuse. "But . . . I really had to go. And this was the only bathroom I could see."

"I know yer pain. Cuz I gotta go!" He snaps and begins a little dance inspired by his uncooperative bowels, hopping from one foot to the other. "So are you done yet?" He's ready to blow, and you know from sad experience that the smell will not be a pleasant one.

Do you:

• Tell him to go in the stall to your left
• Tell him to go to the stall in your right
• Tell him to wait
• Dash out of the stall with an embarrassed "It's all yours!"