Butter the squirrel

From Create Your Own Story

It's an insane thing to do, but this is an insane place. You drop a pat of butter on the squirrel. The butter sizzles, melts, and spreads through the squirrel's fur.

"Now you have to eat it," the bunny-eared woman says.

"Yes," the Mad Hatter says. "If you butter it, you must eat it."

Do you:

• Eat the squirrel
• Butter the bunny-eared woman
• Butter the woman in green
• Ask if one of them would like to butter your penis