ANH: Hyperdrive outa there

From Create Your Own Story

Luke and Chewy busy themselves learning on the fly how to operate the foreign vessel.

Chewy, the language expert, speed-reads online manuals, instructing Luke on the control sequences to initiate hyper-drive.

"Raaaaamaaraaaa?" Chewbacca asks.

"Sector four-three-six-nine-foxtrot-uniform-charlie-kilo-six-nine, of course. Fuck, where do you think we're going. God!"

"Mraaaavaaaraaaa!!" Chewbacca roars.

"Okay, sorry, thought it would be obvious," look decides to diffuse the situation before Chewbacca separates his skull from his shoulders.

• ANH: Coaxe the Torguta girl from your bosom and sexually assault her in the cockpit
• ANH: Find somewhere private to violate the Torguta girl
• ANH: Gang-bang the Togruta girl
• ANH: Have a fire fight from fighters issuing from other bays

Star Wars: The Complete Erotic Saga
Character:
Princess Leia Organa

Setting:
A New Hope