Show your penis to the sweaty girl
From Create Your Own Story
You open your pants and whips out your penis. The girl shrieks and loses control of her basketball.
An overmuscled lady gym teacher blows her whistle and marches over to you.
"I don't know what's got into you, young man!" she says. "But put that thing back in your pants and march into my office! Right now, on the double!"
She blows her whistle again.
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