Run out of the Port-o-John

From Create Your Own Story

In a panic, you run out of the Port-o-John. You don't get far because you collide with a man.

"Hey!" the man shouts. "Watch where you're... Hey... Nice legs, baby!"

You've neglected to put more clothes on. The only thing you're wearing from the waist down is a pair of fishnet pantyhose. And the man has developed a serious bulge in his trousers.

Do you:

• Put your hand on the man's bulge
• Run back to your own apartment
• Run back into the Port-o-John