Arcade Adventure/Male/Address with Gamer Skill1

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Vanellope.png
Vanellope von Schweetz
Gender Female
Body Mind Spirit
15 25 80
Powers
Racing Skill: 95
Glitch Teleport: 50
Inventory
Empty
Taffyta.png
Taffyta Muttonfudge
Gender Female
Body Mind Spirit
25 20 70
Powers
Racing Skill: 90
Inventory
Empty
Snowanna.png
Snowanna Rainbeau
Gender Female
Body Mind Spirit
20 20 65
Powers
Racing Skill: 80
Inventory
Empty
Adorabeezle.png
Adorabeezle Winterpop
Gender Female
Body Mind Spirit
15 10 60
Powers
Racing Skill: 80
Inventory
Empty

"Alright fine," you say, "Sugar Rush was developed in Japan. Your art is in the traditional style known as SD or Super-Deformed also known as Chibi. The chibi style was created to make the sprites look as cute as possible . . . to cater to lolicons. Lolicons are people who are attracted to underage girls. Therefore your game, being made to cater to lolicons, is a lolicon game . . . so it's in your code to be sexually attracted to older looking men, regardless of how well you know them."

(You inflict 25 points of Mind Damage on Vanellope with your Gamer Skill Power.)

(You inflict 25 points of Mind Damage on Taffyta with your Gamer Skill Power.)

(You inflict 25 points of Mind Damage on Snowanna with your Gamer Skill Power.)

(You inflict 25 points of Mind Damage on Adorabeezle with your Gamer Skill Power.)

"I do have kindof a thing for Ralph," says Vanellope. "He's just so big and strong."

"Look," says Snowanna, "just because I think you're cute doesn't mean I want to mingle code with you. I want to get to know you first, yo!"

(Snowanna inflicts 20 points of Mind Damage on you.)

"Am I the only sane one here?" yells Taffyta. "Why are we still talking to this loser?"

(Taffyta inflicts 30 points of Spirit Damage on you.)

"Want me to kiss you and make it better?" asks Adorabeezle. "You were obviously programmed for the 'lesbian loli' fetish."

(Adorabeezle restores 60 points of Spirit Condition to you.)


How do you respond?

Taylor Powers Inventory
Gender Male Gamer Skill: 100
None
Empty
Body 15
Condition 150/150
Power 150/150
Mind 30
Condition 190/300
Power 300/300
Spirit 15
Condition 150/150
Power 150/150
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