Check out the commotion
From Create Your Own Story
You decide to see what's making the noise. As you pass through the trees you come across a clearing with an overturned caravan in it long since abandoned. It's also being looted by goblins right now. Goblins are nasty little creatures, greedy for anything shiny. Alone they wouldn't pose a threat but in a big group like this, you could be in trouble. You count thirteen from what you can see, you aren't sure if there are more inside the carts or around back but you decide it's best to get away while you still can. As you back away towards the edge of the clearing you step on a branch that snaps, alerting the goblins. Just your luck. They yell something in a language you can't understand and quickly surround you. There are way more than you can handle and you see all the goblins start to get erect, they have surprisingly large penises for their stature and you can't tell if they're excited about you or your armor. Do you:
