Jack him off
From Create Your Own Story
You think about giving him a blowjob but you think it would be better to just jack him off, the zombie starts moaning and touches your boobs.
when he finally jizz it comes all over your hand and arm, but to your relief it stands paralyzed. Then you realise there's another zombie walking towards you, and he looks horny. You shriek and back into your house, slamming the door and locking it. You backpedal away from the door until your back hits the closet. You push yourself up and risk shifting sideways so you can see out the window. There seems to be zombies coming from everywhere, they're surrounding your house. You have to get out, luckily you have your car in the garage. You have to decide what you bring though. You know you only have the chance to go to one room before the zombies break through your windows.
