Head first

From Create Your Own Story

He's right where you left him. Seems he cracked his skull when he hit the floor. His body is cold and he has no pulse. He's quite dead.

Do you:

• Leave your life behind and head to a non-extradition country.
• Sigh, mutter "Not again," get one of your spellbooks from your bedside bookshelf, and bring him back to life.
• Throw him out your window into the dumpster directly below. No one will ever be the wiser.
• Immediately drop to the floor and begin lapping up his blood in orgasmic excstasy.