Try to spend some time with Valerie

From Create Your Own Story

You walk into Valerie's room, and say, "Hey Val, we should hang out tonight. We barely ever spend any time together."

She says, "Mom, I'm gonna go hang out with my friends at a party."

You say, "Oh that sounds like a blast. I can buy some beer." After all, you do have some spare cash from being a whore today.

Valerie looks a bit shocked that you are acting so cool, but agrees to let you come along. You borrow some of your daughter's clothes and head out with her. The two of you stop at a liquor store and pick up two whole kegs of beer.

The party is at one of Valerie's friend's houses. Her parents are out of town. When the two of you arrive it is already fairly crowded. A bunch of people are at the house, mostly people in their late teens and early twenties.

In the basement, a group of people are playing beer pong.

You ask two strong-looking young college boys to carry the kegs in from your car.

Do you:

• Chat up the two college boys with your daughter
• Play some beer pong
• Dare Valerie to do a keg stand

You are possessing:
Young-Looking, Pretty Mother