Ask the waitress for the menu

From Create Your Own Story

"Sure thing, honey," she says.

She hands you a menu, but it's difficult to focus on it. The words keep sliding around.

"See anything you like?" she asks. "I recommend coffee with whatever you decide to eat. And do eat something. A full stomach will help soak up all that alcohol."

"I guess," you say. "Okay. I'd like to eat some

• fried mozzarella sticks."
• waitress pussy."
• scrambled eggs with extra-hot peppers."