A Phallus

From Create Your Own Story

fucking brilliant. you are a giant, erect, life size PENIS.

can't you think of something better to do?

you can:

• grab a gun
• RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
• wonder why in the hell are you a giant fucking penis?
• eat a fish
• duct tape
• jack off. you are a penis, right?
• shoot yourself and get it the fuck over with
• run around shooting shit
• HAVE SOME SEX(you ARE a penis, right?)