Ask the preacher what's going on

From Create Your Own Story

You pause for a moment, still trying to think. As you open your mouth to ask the preacher what in Satan's name is happening, you feel a hand on your shoulder. You turn to see the now unpossessed Tyrone leering lustily down at you.

"Hey, blimpo," he hisses. "You probably haven't been with a man in years. Let me show you the power of my rod."

• Tell Tyrone you'd love to have him show you the power of his rod
• Give Tyrone a vicious kick in the balls