Location, Location, Location

From Create Your Own Story

You mean besides in a lake?

The Unown seem grateful for the change in topic. It seems they don’t like dwelling on their mistake.

That area you’re in is a pocket dimension We created for training and other miscellaneous things that We need a secluded spot for. We change its features to fit what We need it for.

Pocket dimension?

Yes. It’s impossible to get there unless We teleport you, or one of Our agents do. We had another just like it, but had to destroy that one and make a new one so that the Rogue Agent couldn’t mess up the process. That would be disastrous.

You are a water Pokemon, so a lake is the best thing to help you discover yourself.

And how am I supposed to do that?

You tell Us.

That makes no sense.

Maybe not to you. We understand perfectly.

Well, duh.

Alright, alright. Close your eyes and let us guide you.

• Resist the urge to roll your eyes instead, and then close them.
• Tell them you refuse to do anything to fix something that was their fault in the first place, and tell them to go try someone else.