Tell a lie--maybe he's bluffing.

From Create Your Own Story

In seconds, you've crafted a masterpiece 'story,' but shortly after you finish the first sentence the bouncer throws out one of his massive arms and grabs you by the chest of your shirt. "Nice try, fucker, but lies are the best way to get on my bad side. We don't have cover charges, I just wanted to see if you were man enough to tell the truth. Looks like you're a pussy, just like the rest of 'em here."

He leans in very close. An intoxicating mixture of sweat, cologne, and musk fills your nostrils, making it difficult to stay focused. "So, pussyboy, you'd better be on your BEST behavior from now on." His face, barely inches from yours, burns with intensity, though his anger seems to make him even more attractive.

You decide the best thing to do right now is:

• Nod meekly and babble inarticulate apologies.
• Surreptitiously reach out and grope him.
• Spit in his face.