Y4H: The Second State's Witness

From Create Your Own Story

He's a thin little guy, hair's kinda shaggy, nose pretty big. Red flannel, black denim. Unassuming but confident. And he's got his reasons - you've seen him naked - he's packing a good ten inches down there, though you don't think it'll come out in court.

DA: So, how long you lived in town?

Beane: All my life.

DA: And how'd you meet your wife?

Beane: Funny thing that. I used to have some land here, and it was gettin' that time of year, so I called the agency for some workers, 'cos the onions needed to be chopped and I needed my fruit picked, and the melon patch was full of weeds that needed to be hoed. So I said, send me some onion choppers and some fruit pickers and some hoers. They sent over Jose and Pepe and the usual gang, but also these two cute girls. And one of 'em was named Cozy and she couldn't pick fruit worth a damn, but Ovia was another story, and she invited herself over for dinner, and you know, we just hit it off!

DA: So how long's she been here?

Beane: Just a year now.

Okay, got it, they're the hometown faves and you're the interloper. How about some damn evidence?

DA: Where was the key to the playroom when the accused came over?

Beane: It was in my pants pocket.

DA: Any way someone could've gotten in the playroom before the game?

Beane: Nope!

DA: So what happened with the key after that?

Beane: Well, after we all got naked and I unlocked the door, I hung it on the nail.

DA: [Steps a little closer] And after that?

Beane: Well, we were all in blindfolds, and we turned around after Ovia turned the music on, so we start stumbling around. And then all-a-sudden this gal grabs me by one hip and jams a dildo right up my ass! And I go "Whoooooaaaah!"

DA: [Steps a little closer] Didn't that hurt?

Beane: Naah, my wife had that one in the room lubed up already. Anyway, she starts gnawing my ear and whispering lotsa dirty words, and then she's giving me a trip around the world...

DA: [Steps a little closer] What do you mean?

Beane: Like she's taking her tongue, and licking all around my body, like a spiral down, and I'm petting on her hair, and she gets down to the bottom and she starts doing her tongue like between my ball sack and my leg.

DA: [Steps a little closer] On which side?

Beane: Over on the left I think...then she took my balls in her mouth and starts sucking 'em pretty soft, and she's running that dildo up and down in my ass, and I'm going, "Yeah, yeah, suck 'em babe."

DA: [Steps a little closer - she's close enough to smell him now] And what happened after that?

Beane: Well, then she pulled way back and started sucking on my dick - first she was sticking her tongue out and licking the bottom, then nibbling around the side - err, I think it was the right side - then she opened her mouth up and took it right in, and that was right up the middle. And then she was blowing me like there's no tomorrow, and took it down in her throat - and I was pumping back and forth a little [He's shifting in the chair as he remembers the experience].

And then she let me have it up the ass with that dildo again - and I was like "Whooooaaaahhhh!" - and I had me the biggest jizz I've done all year! And she was slurping it all up and licking and going "mmmm, yeah!" And the cum just kept coming out, and I was like wow. And when my dick was getting softer she got it back in her mouth and was sucking on it anyway to get all the juice. And she said, "Oooh, yeah, that's the best cum I ever tasted!"

Your lawyer jumps up.

Doc: Objection, your honor! That's hearsay!

The judge looks at the DA, who's distracted by something down in the witness box. "Response?"

DA: Ummm? Oh, your honor, it's a present sense impression.

The judge nods. "So it is. Overruled."

Doc sits down and whispers to you, "I just did that to break up her flow." It seems to you that the flow wasn't interrupted at all. But the DA has moved back to her table, to pick up a pen and notepad.

DA: And what happened after that?

Beane: Well, we went all different ways, I locked up the playroom, made some snacks, then later I went back in the playroom to clean it up.

DA: Did you hear anything?

Beane: Well, after a party, there's usually some noises around the house. We've kinda learn to ignore that.

DA: What happened after that?

Beane: Well, I went back in the playroom to do some clean up. So when I was cleaning the lock box, I saw the thing was open, and I checked where the key was, and that was missing too. So I called Ovia. She keeps track of that stuff. And she was missing just one of her sex toys, the gold ben-was, and that old beta tape.

DA: Was that important to her?

Beane: Meant the world to her!

DA: Right. Just a few more questions. Where did you say your house was?

Beane: Just off the highway on the north side of town. Mailbox says 58008.

DA: And what nights do you and your wife normally have guests?

Beane: Most any night, if they call first and we can set up a date. 531-8008.

DA: Thank you. No further questions. [She sits down and scribbles a note]

Okay, Doc, time to earn your pay. Cross-examine Beane

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