Eat the sandwhich half

From Create Your Own Story

You shove that sucker right into your mouth. The bread is slightly crusty and the mayonnaise has seeped into the interior side. You somehow appreciate the balance of crust and gelatinousness. The lettuce is wilty against the tomato. The meat and cheese are wonderfully smashed in the middle.

However, you start to notice a strange taste. I mean, besides the day old sandwich taste. You start feeling weak and your mind goes fuzzy. A few hours later people start to gather around you, after finally realizing that you are dead.

Turns out that sandwich was poisoned by a hobo-hating woman.

Beggars can't be chosers, but dang.