Masturbate to Good Luck Charlie
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You look down at your hands which begin to swell into lobster claws. "I knew i shouldn't have trusted that nigger gypsy," you say as you slowly dissolve into corned beef. No one can help you now, because you have cancer. CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCEr