"I'm so in!"

From Create Your Own Story

Sam grabs you forcefully and throws your body onto the floor. It hurts, but that's what BDSM is about. "How do you want to be tortured?" she asks. -P.S. THIS IS FICTION. NOBODY SHOULD EVER TRY ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ACTIVITIES. IF YOU ENJOY READING ABOUT IT, THAT'S... ACCEPTABLE, I GUESS, BUT IF YOU REALLY, TRULY WANT TO PERFORM ANY OF THESE SCENARIOS, YOU SHOULD FIND A PSYCHIATRIST. DO NOT TRY AT HOME!!!!!!!!!-

• "Spit on my face and in my mouth!"

• "Tie me up and rape the shit out of me!"

• "Chomp on my cock!" (Holy fuck! Do people actually enjoy this?!)

• "Lower the cat onto various parts of my body, so that it scratches them."

• "Rub sandpaper all over my penis!"

• "Draw on my balls with a sharp pencil."

• "Take a dump in my mouth."

• "Break glass items on my body."

• "Sit on my face, with your ass over my mouth, so that I am suffocated."

• "Use a lighter on my body." (NO FUCKING WAY, MAN!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK??!!!)