I like being a clown
From Create Your Own Story
You decline the offer but three years later regret the decision. In your clown-y angst you write a book entitled,
"My Cuisine Disaster: A Story of A Clown"
People love the book and tell you to write more. You write three more and quit your job as a clown to write full time. You fall in love with a cafe employee and marry him/her. How many kids do you have?
